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Spanish dialogue with translation · B1 · 14 lines

Tenemos piano y no hemos subido ni un peldaño We have a piano and we haven't climbed a single step

Comic · 14 panels

Panel 1 of 14 for “We have a piano and we haven't climbed a single step”: “Good afternoon, Ramón. I saw your sign in the building entrance. Are you really selling the piano for only a hundred euros? (formal)”
  1. Sergio

    Buenas tardes, Ramón. He visto su cartel en el portal. ¿De verdad vende el piano por solo cien euros?

    Good afternoon, Ramón. I saw your sign in the building entrance. Are you really selling the piano for only a hundred euros? (formal)

Panel 2 of 14 for “We have a piano and we haven't climbed a single step”: “Really. It's a good piano, but it's been in the garage for years, and my wife wants to keep the car there.”
  1. Ramón

    De verdad. Es un buen piano, pero lleva años en el garaje y mi mujer quiere guardar allí el coche.

    Really. It's a good piano, but it's been in the garage for years, and my wife wants to keep the car there.

Panel 3 of 14 for “We have a piano and we haven't climbed a single step”: “It's a bargain, Lucía! I've always wanted to learn to play the piano.”
  1. Sergio

    ¡Es una ganga, Lucía! Siempre he querido aprender a tocar el piano.

    It's a bargain, Lucía! I've always wanted to learn to play the piano.

Panel 4 of 14 for “We have a piano and we haven't climbed a single step”: “Sergio, we live on a third floor with no elevator. How do we get it up there?”
  1. Lucía

    Sergio, vivimos en un tercero sin ascensor. ¿Cómo lo subimos?

    Sergio, we live on a third floor with no elevator. How do we get it up there?

Panel 5 of 14 for “We have a piano and we haven't climbed a single step”: “That's your business. The piano weighs two hundred kilos, and I have a bad back (to several people).”
  1. Ramón

    Eso es cosa vuestra. El piano pesa doscientos kilos y yo tengo mala espalda.

    That's your business. The piano weighs two hundred kilos, and I have a bad back (to several people).

Panel 6 of 14 for “We have a piano and we haven't climbed a single step”: “With four friends, I'm sure we can do it.”
  1. Sergio

    Con cuatro amigos, seguro que podemos.

    With four friends, I'm sure we can do it.

Panel 7 of 14 for “We have a piano and we haven't climbed a single step”: “Four friends? Pablo's finger hurt for a week because of a mattress.”
  1. Lucía

    ¿Cuatro amigos? A Pablo le dolió el dedo una semana por un colchón.

    Four friends? Pablo's finger hurt for a week because of a mattress.

Panel 8 of 14 for “We have a piano and we haven't climbed a single step”: “Then would you let me have it for fifty, Ramón? (formal)”
  1. Sergio

    Entonces, ¿me lo dejaría en cincuenta, Ramón?

    Then would you let me have it for fifty, Ramón? (formal)

Panel 9 of 14 for “We have a piano and we haven't climbed a single step”: “Sergio, the problem isn't the price. The problem is the stairs.”
  1. Lucía

    Sergio, el problema no es el precio. El problema es la escalera.

    Sergio, the problem isn't the price. The problem is the stairs.

Panel 10 of 14 for “We have a piano and we haven't climbed a single step”: “Look, I have an idea: I'll take down the sign and keep the piano (to several people).”
  1. Ramón

    Mirad, tengo una idea: quito el cartel y me quedo con el piano.

    Look, I have an idea: I'll take down the sign and keep the piano (to several people).

Panel 11 of 14 for “We have a piano and we haven't climbed a single step”: “I play it at night, and you listen to me from the third floor. Without paying a single euro (to several people).”
  1. Ramón

    Yo lo toco por las noches y vosotros me escucháis desde el tercero. Sin pagar un euro.

    I play it at night, and you listen to me from the third floor. Without paying a single euro (to several people).

Panel 12 of 14 for “We have a piano and we haven't climbed a single step”: “Deal! We have a piano and we haven't climbed a single step.”
  1. Sergio

    ¡Hecho! Tenemos piano y no hemos subido ni un peldaño.

    Deal! We have a piano and we haven't climbed a single step.

Panel 13 of 14 for “We have a piano and we haven't climbed a single step”: “OK, but until ten, all right?”
  1. Lucía

    Bueno, pero hasta las diez, ¿vale?

    OK, but until ten, all right?

Panel 14 of 14 for “We have a piano and we haven't climbed a single step”: “Until ten, I promise. All I was missing was an audience.”
  1. Ramón

    Hasta las diez, lo prometo. Solo me faltaba público.

    Until ten, I promise. All I was missing was an audience.

Grammar for this text

The joke: the haggling misses the point. Sergio asks for a discount (¿me lo dejaría en cincuenta, Ramón?), even though the price isn't the problem, and Lucía says so directly: el problema no es el precio. More about haggling in the unit grammar.

Tricky spots. Eso es cosa vuestra — That's your business (to several people). Word for word it's "that's your thing"; vuestra is "your" when you talk to both of you. A Pablo le dolió el dedo una semana por un colchón — doler works like gustar: the finger is the subject (it hurts), and the person it hurts gets le. Pablo's mattress and finger are from unit 12. Solo me faltaba público — faltar, "to be missing": the thing that's missing is the subject, and the person who's missing it gets me or le. That makes the joke: the piano player was only missing an audience.

A command to two people. Mirad, tengo una idea — mirad comes from mirar: the final -r becomes -d. That's how you speak to two friends (vosotros). Quito el cartel — I'll take down the sign (quitar).

Colloquial. Es una ganga — It's a bargain; ¡Hecho! — Deal!; Lleva años en el garaje — It's been in the garage for years (llevar + time: how long something has gone on).

Words and grammar of the unit: Buy and sell secondhand things.

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